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I Miss Sex

by: Miep

Sat Mar 06, 2010 at 21:55:57 PM EST


( - promoted by Jack's Smirking Revenge)

yeah, whatever. Out here, that's what I'm doing here.

I've lived for 52 years, and I have never had any kind of good sex life.

I miss sex. I ALWAYS have missed sex.

Miep :: I Miss Sex
Yeah, I tried some. I did the quasi-date rape stuff in my 20's.

And I am not asexual. I am an accomplished masturbator.

I'm not asexual. I'm just a weird outlier primate.

It's very lonely.

I remember the last time I had sex. It was in 2002. We had it, every which way. It went on for days. It was wonderful!

I was happy for weeks. But he had to go away. I still love him.

I'm 52. I may never have sex again. That's sad.

Sex is good. People should have sex.

I wish I wasn't such an outlier. Conspecifics are hard to find.

Miep

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No Comments after all this time? (5.00 / 4)
Ok, ok ok, allright already, I'll have sex with you.  

Stu Piddy...a Free Range Human

Very thoughtful comment (0.00 / 0)


"Some men rob you with a six-gun - others rob you with a fountain pen." - Woody Guthrie

[ Parent ]
There's like.... (5.00 / 1)
a MILLION places to get random hook-ups.

Adult Friend Finder, OK Cupid, etc.

Shit, even Craigslist has offers!

Literally friends with a guy that is the ugliest guy ever and has "gamer stink" but has gotten BJ's and anal galore via craigslist.

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"No Quarter Given"


For realz?!? (0.00 / 0)
Anal sex? Is he gay? Or just hetero with anal fetish?

Point us toward his typical Craiglist posting.

Thanks.

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[ Parent ]
Here's a general posting sample..... (0.00 / 0)
[ Parent ]
Yeah... (5.00 / 1)
checked the sample...

whoo...

Are these folks that desperate or just plain horny?

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[ Parent ]
Oh they're hysterical..... (0.00 / 0)
I would check out the "Missed Connections" on there for a good laugh.


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"No Quarter Given"


[ Parent ]
Was it the Masturbating Bankers diary (6.00 / 2)
that got to you?

nah (0.00 / 0)
just feeling low. I'm okay now. For now.

"Some men rob you with a six-gun - others rob you with a fountain pen." - Woody Guthrie

[ Parent ]
Lovely name, (3.00 / 1)
Miss Sex.

oh, I just felt like whining (0.00 / 0)
actually, posting shit like this on the net does a lot to calm me down. Otherwise I'm entirely subsumed with other people's ideas about me, or my ideas about their ideas. It gets horribly involuted at times.

Really, the Net is full of people who haven't worked out sex. This is news? Hardly.

Guys; may come as news to you, but mostly women aren't into random hook-ups. It won't come as news to you that women lie to men a lot, either. Put it together.

Gosh, our brains are different. Science demonstrates this more all the time. Plus you statistically make more money than we do. Plus all that cultural stuff. Sure, women are going to go around saying they're happy with random hookups. Think about why women might feel pressured to say that.

How many female prostitutes? How many male ones?

Not asking for answers, not asking for advice. Response is, though, always okay. Always interesting. How is anybody supposed to understand each other if we aren't ever allowed to bring up the subject?

Ya know?

Not out to get guys here. Hell, I like guys!

Just talkin'.


"Some men rob you with a six-gun - others rob you with a fountain pen." - Woody Guthrie


Hope you have more luck with finding someone (6.00 / 1)
to help with that.  I usually avoid the sex talk on the blogs because I am happily married and getting plenty.  But I do understand the problem.

You got to find some non asshole type to hang out with, that you would not mind being with.  But you know that, it can be harder than it looks.

Cheers!


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